Alexander Jack

Story goes like this…I was pulling up to a parking lot when I noticed a younger college student hunched over and writing on the proximity card reader to the parking lot.  When I pulled closer, he became startled and walked away in a hands-in-pocket-while-whistling sort of way.  I was excited to pull up to the card reader and read the filth he wrote.  I fully expected to see cusswords made by strategically taking out letter(s) or writing over them.  When I pulled up, here’s what I found.   

Apparently the student had changed the horrible misspelling “PASS’S” to “PASSES.”  I couldn’t believe it!  Not only was their no deviant graffiti, but he fixed the spelling mistake on not one but all four signs posted!  Maybe he was so flustered by seeing this sign everyday he just couldn’t help himself[ in a Monk sort way] so he took action and went after it with a pen.  What now?  Are the bathroom stalls going to be littered with poems in perfect English prose?